Hook, Line, And Sinker Fan Gifts

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

First past the post.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

Centaur Sprinter

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Diver caught by pelican

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Fisherman and cats

Fishing for Supper

"Rumor has it the fish are pretty aggressive out here."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Farmer

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

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