Hook And Liner Gifts

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Hooks R Us.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

Something Like Sport.

Escaped Fish

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

The Sequels

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

Latch Hook...

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

"You try it first, if it taste good I will eat the next one."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

"With my boxing career, I was good at jabs and hooks, but my weakness was uppercuts."

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'