Hook, Line, And Sinker! Gifts

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Smite him, my son!"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'I saw the light during my near death experience, but it turned out to be in my refrigerator.'

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Something Like Sport.

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

"It's a long story..."

Domino Toppling Championship

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

'Oh,no, not another crankbait.'

"No, thanks. I'm just here for the nuts."

"He was a very keen angler apparently."