Hook, Line, And Sinker Devotee Pillows

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

New Shoes.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

A woman in prayer

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'He did it for us.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Here's Waldo

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

Angry Dog Tattoo

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Archaeology department

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Something Like Sport.

"Make me look like this."