Hook, Line, And Sinker Devotee Prints

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

New Shoes.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

A woman in prayer

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'He did it for us.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Here's Waldo

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Angry Dog Tattoo

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Archaeology department

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Something Like Sport.

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Make me look like this."