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University of Adversity.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

artist painting portrait

Construction safety.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'The Canary Died Again.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Origami Ark

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Happy Holidays. Santa probably won't come if you stay up any longer hoping to take a selfie with him. I love Santa.

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

Voice Jail

This week on The Antique Roadkill

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

'Fishing garden gnome'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'