On-hold Hobbyist T-Shirts

Voice Jail

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Procrastinator's Leap

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Origami Ark

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Prisoner Spotter

Model Airplanes

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

Man sits on house.

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

'What ever happened to whittling?'

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'