Honking Humorists Pillows

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

No Soliciting

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"I prefer to think out of the box."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Born Cynical,,,,

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"His schlock has gravitas."

"Those in favour, honk!"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

My Life as a Troll

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn