Honeycomb Groovers Gifts

The Apis Dance Studio

Boptimism

Dance.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'It helps with reception.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Saxophone summoning.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Clam - The Dance Mix

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

'It's the boogie man!'

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

'Ok, take a few honeycombs that way, then a left at old Moore's place, then a right at … Man, would it kill them to make a grid map of this place?'

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"

"You'll like this place: they play old skool house."

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