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'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

The church of our lady of wall street.

'At least he's honest.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Augmented reality check

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."