Honesty Hunters T-Shirts

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The Choice is Obvious

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

The Press

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Life stripped bare

'At least he's honest.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'