Honesty Pursuer T-Shirts

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

My God, I need to fart.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"The candidates this year are really honest."

1986 is my year

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Let's be honest

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."