Honesty Pursuer T-Shirts

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

My God, I need to fart.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Life stripped bare

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

1986 is my year

"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

Let's be honest

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.