Honesty Hunters Gifts

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The Choice is Obvious

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'At least he's honest.'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

The Press

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."