Honest Merchants Mugs

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Life stripped bare

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

The church of our lady of wall street.

'At least he's honest.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Let's be honest