Homonym Fan Gifts

Defeat

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Bowled over again!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Currently Boston

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

No, I don

"Wow, what a DILF."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"