Homonym Aficionado Gifts

Waste Coat.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Baptism Then and Now

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

S**t Threw a Goose

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Backdoor

"You want to reel your neck in, mate."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Edgar, I'm talking to you! For goodness sake, has the cat got your tongue?"

CEO, CFO, MOO.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."