Homework Survivor Pillows

'Homework? Shouldn't you be telling us that you're a professional and that we shouldn't be trying this at home?'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Billy strip: help with homework.

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'