Homework Protestor Gifts

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Do Not Resuscitate

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Tempest in a Teapot

Local food for local consumption

The Child and the Tank

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

#notblessed

"The times – They have a changed."

'Good, bad dog!'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Move Ahead with Basel III!

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."