Homework Protestor Pillows

"If there's an evacuation plan for tornadoes, why isn't there an evacuation plan for tests?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Do Not Resuscitate

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I brought cocoa."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Local food for local consumption

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

The Child and the Tank

#notblessed

"The times – They have a changed."

'Good, bad dog!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

'I said, 'bone-up' on my homework, not 'bone in' my homework.'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'