Homeware T-Shirts

"I only told him I needed bedding."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Hungry child

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Surprise!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I had to skip my workout."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."