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"I only told him I needed bedding."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

Hungry child

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Surprise!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A DIY disaster.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."