Hometown Visit Gifts

Things I love about Powell River...

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Next!'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Hospital Visit

You've got company.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Right Here

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'Let's arbitrate.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

A stranger calls to see me

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'Surprise!'

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

Black is back!

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Productivity and Agriculture.

I finally figured out that "spoiler alert" is my parent's code for a visit from Grandma.

"Yes, my family did visit me today... how did you guess?"