Small Town Visits Gifts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

ONE HORSE TOWN

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Mistaken identity.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Centerville.

You are not here.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Hadleyville Has-Beens

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Staycation holidays...

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

Model Shop

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

Entering Yoke.

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

Another sleepy one town horse.

Smalltown, U.S.A.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

Just in from St. Paul.

Pond Village Store Generalists

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"