Hometown Pride Gifts

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Things I love about Powell River...

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Bring flag factories back to America.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Right Here

Minnesota Weather.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

George Washington

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Nobody touches chickens from Franco-Ontario!'

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

My dad loves his lawn.

T-shirt menage a trois.

Make Georgia Great Again

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Alabama, The Lizard State

"Maine? What an authentic place to come from."

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Iowa: the new fragrance

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Suburban families on lawn.

'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'

Made in England

Don't mess with Connecticut