Hometown Pride Mugs

'Aye. I'm from Pittsburgh, mate. Ow'd ye know?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Things I love about Powell River...

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Bring flag factories back to America.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Minnesota Weather.

Right Here

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

George Washington

War Memorial

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Nobody touches chickens from Franco-Ontario!'

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

Iowa: the new fragrance

T-shirt menage a trois.

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Make Georgia Great Again

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

My dad loves his lawn.

Alabama, The Lizard State

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

"Maine? What an authentic place to come from."

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Suburban families on lawn.

Made in England

'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'