Hometown Enthusiast Mugs

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"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Everything locally grown.

Private Phone Calls

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

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