Hometown Enthusiast Mugs

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"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"I'd like to make a return."

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Private Phone Calls

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Hey, I like this town!"

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'