State Pride Gifts

Don't mess with Connecticut

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

Arkansas, The Bear State

Alabama, The Lizard State

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Bring flag factories back to America.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Minnesota Weather.

Kane and Abe L.

Welsh cheese

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Go Britain!

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Thank your Lucky Stars

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

George Washington

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Make Georgia Great Again

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Switzerland

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.