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"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"She's been so creative lately."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

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Keep Fit.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Planting veggies

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"How are we on bread?"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

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