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A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

"Made with pride in our basement."

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Come dine with me!

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Pajama Day 743

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

I love embroidery

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Roasted

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"How are we on bread?"

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'