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"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Nelly Copter

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"He was a very good boy."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Caw blimey!'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Jerry Lordan

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

I love Harmonica

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Music Freak.

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Superman's laundry

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.