Homophone Hero Prints

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Nelly Copter

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"He was a very good boy."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Caw blimey!'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

Jerry Lordan

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

I love Harmonica

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children

Music Freak.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Love your renovations.'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'