Homestyle Hero Gifts

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"She's been so creative lately."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Keep Fit.

I love embroidery

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Planting veggies

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"How are we on bread?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

We never roam anymore.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"