Homeowner With A Fly Problem Gifts

"Thanks, but I don't need a fly strip."

Grace For Flies

'I found the termites!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'Sorry'

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'What an AMAZING display!'

Junk Mail Shredder.

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Avoiding A Mouse Problem

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

'We don't have a dog but we felt a need to offer a warning anyway.'

Harold...your human is open.