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"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Dog Wrestling.

"Well-done, alright?"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Beyond Dante

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Recipes.

'I brew it myself.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"We grind our own catnip."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

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I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Old Irascible? Someone call?

US soldier reading a sign for 'Hookahs' in Iraq.

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Like mum used to make.

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Walking The Dog.

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."