Homemade Hooch Enthusiasts Gifts

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Dog Wrestling.

Beyond Dante

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Recipes.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I brew it myself.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"We grind our own catnip."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Old Irascible? Someone call?

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

US soldier reading a sign for 'Hookahs' in Iraq.

Like mum used to make.

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."