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"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We grind our own catnip."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Kissing.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Surprised cook.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'She gave me the tools and said 'Enjoy yourself.' Then, when I started building stuff, she left me.'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

Fishermen on a loch

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."