Homemade Hooch Lover Mugs

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We grind our own catnip."

Kissing.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Surprised cook.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'She gave me the tools and said 'Enjoy yourself.' Then, when I started building stuff, she left me.'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Fishermen on a loch

Balloon Sausages.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."