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'Well, was the news good today?'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Pet Hobbies

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

Pet love.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!