Homebody With Cats T-Shirts

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"You are still here."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Sheltering in place.

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"