Homebody With Pets Gifts

'Well, was the news good today?'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Pet Hobbies

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

Pet love.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"