Homebody Strategist Pillows

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

Games for the self-isolating

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"Don't ask! It's been such an awful day I'm pleased to be home."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Contented man and cat sleeping