Homebody Strategist Mugs

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"Don't ask! It's been such an awful day I'm pleased to be home."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."