Homebody Advocate Mugs

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Pajama Day 743

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Good News about winter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Sheltering in place.