Homebody Stranded On Love Island Pillows

Home Sweet Home

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Moving Van.

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

Teaching from Home

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"Oh honey look, IKEA. Where we had our first argument."

Island circus

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Work Sweet Work

"Not to seem ungrateful, Audrey, but I'll be happier when we can go on a real holiday again."

Postcards from Quarantine

"Well if these walls could talk, I'm pretty sure they'd agree with me."

Work from home

'All that effort to go on holiday and it's just like being at home.'

Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.

"Good news! The C.D.C. says we can fly again!"

He flew home last month. Then room service was cut off. Now her baggage is in the lobby. Looks like the honeymoon is over.

"I've just had a dream that we're in lockdown during a global pandemic."

"I need less me time!"

"Sorry, mate - I'm self-isolating."