Homebody Staycationer Pillows

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You are still here."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sheltering in place.