Homebody Introspector T-Shirts

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Man's best friends."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Sheltering in place.

"You are still here."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"