Homebody Spectator T-Shirts

"All the atmosphere of Murray Mound but in the comfort of your own home!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Man's best friends."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Knights of the bedside table.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"You are still here."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sheltering in place.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'