Homebody Introspector Pillows

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Man's best friends."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"You are still here."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"He's an indoor cat."