Homebody Emoji Enthusiast Pillows

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Good News about winter

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"Take me to your Larder!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Big screen TV.

The Modern Novel.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Electric Blanket.

"Darn autocorrect!"