Emoji Enthusiast Pillows

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Texting on Valentine's Day.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

New Smileys

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

"There's been a huge outpouring of emoticons."

Couple flirting in Text Language.

'I've found that I can get away with posting nasty comments if I end them with a 'wink' emoticon.'

'I am smiling. Didn't you get my :) emoticon?'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

'We've agreed on the verdict, but not on what emoji to add at the end.'

"I hate to be a bother, young man, but do you speak emoji?"

"Sign here, initial here and emoji here."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I don't like their proposal. Should I reply with a 'thumbs down' or a 'poop' emoji?"

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

Coronavirus smiley

"No name, but we did give him an emoji."

Blank head looks at emojis in closet.

"I'm sure there's more to the grievance procedure than sending increasingly angry emojis. . .""

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Text As A Second Language

"Other than fluent Emoji, what other languages do you speak?"

"Aww, honey, why the angry emoticon?"

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Do you think adding the emoji with the heart shaped eyes will soften the blow of mass layoffs?"

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."