Emoji Expert Pillows

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"She's fine over text and chat. I'ts just in person that she can't read emoticons."

"I thought you said there was intelligent life on Earth? Their communication hasn't progressed beyond basic symbols."

'That's the new Headmaster - he has a knack for communicating with the kids.'

Millennials Eye Chart

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'That's the new Headmaster - he has a knack for communicating with the kids.'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb."

"My previous internet girlfriend recently dumped me in a rather cruel fashion...she showed no emoticon."

Text Message

"I understand she's trying to have a break from social media."

"Don't go, I loaf yew."

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we arguing about politics, religion or emoji misuse?"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Viral Hug

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Thank goodness Facebook is back. For a few hours I had no idea where to direct my rage."

"Is that a finger?"

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

O.M.G

'u fanC an erly n8 mi 6y boyf.'

WTF?

"I'm sure you are proud of yourself, dad. But there's more to technology than figuring out how to use your keyboard to make a smiley face."

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

No, dear, it doesn't really sound smarter if you label yourself a "textworm".

Isn't technology wonderful, Lance? Uh … We live in a time when a wolverine can send a poop emoji to a telephone I carry in my pocket. Let me think about it.

When we're old, I hope we don't just sit there not texting other people.

"Textin’"

"Nobody understands my texts."

Millennial Pain Assessment

"I, TikTok."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"